September 2009
16 posts
Tobasco
The label on the back says that it takes three years to perfect the flavor…
The one I’m pouring onto my food now was only a little Tobasco baby when I was a high school sophomore…
“I am only an average man but, by George, I work harder at it than the average...”
– Theodore Roosevelt
Notice
The sentence a day stories will now be posted at the A Sentence a Day: A Story Blog.
Also, check out my brand new blog, Awesome Pessimism.
Thank you.
Trees
None of the tall palm trees outside my window reach past the fourth floor on the parking garage.
I could probably cut off one of the palms if I really wanted to.
One Sentence a Day Story: 2
He could change the color if he wanted, but either laziness or lack of funds got in the way.
Napkin
There is a napkin outside on the sidewalk. It’s sitting directly between the bookstore and the financial aid office. Nobody is picking it up.
I kinda don’t want anyone to pick it up. The napkin looks perfect where it is.
One sentence a day story: 1
Sometimes he wondered why the bus was such an ugly color.
The following is about the webcomic "Heartcore" on...
Me: That Ragna Flare move deserved a cool pose too, in my humbleopinion...
Ame: Eh, the pose used at theend of page 32 is his typical Ragna Flare Position.
Me: I know... But it could be cooler...
Coolness of the pose is directly proportional to the power of the attack. (No to be confused with Law 44, which states that saying the name of an attack makes it more powerful)
Ame: Oh well, Carval is the weakest one there anyways so that works.
Me: Yeah... Coor Carval
(I accidentally typed "Carebear" instead of "Carval" there...)
Ame: ...Now I envision him as oe and wish to die.
Me: ...Sorry...
...Or this could be possible fanart.
Just kidding. I'd feel terrible if I cause you to kill yourself with my stupidity.
Ame: OH I KNOW
CARVAL AS A MY LITTLE PONY
...GAAAH.
Me: CARVAL AS A FRAGGLE!!!
CARVAL ROCK
CAREBEARS VS. MY LITTLE PONY
Ame: Now I want to give him a little poof at the end of his tail~
Me: OMG. GO FOR IT.
Should he have a rainbow or a heart on his belly?
Ame: A RAINBOW. BECAUSE HE'S STUPID ENOUGH TO THINK THAT'S COOL
Me: Got'cha.
You know what else is cool? STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE!!!!!
Narrartor: ...And that's where the conversation went out of hand...
“Don’t blog about anything memorable or important.”
– -“What Would God’s Pottery Do?” by Gideon Lamb and Jeremiah Smallchild.
Kaa... Why? →
Thank you people of the internet. You have ruined yet another childhood memory for your sick, twisted amusement.
Roasted
Yesterday I burnt my feet walking barefoot outside on my way to my dorm.
I regret nothing.
