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Half Foam

Today I went to the usual coffee house to get lunch before my psychology class. There was a new waitress there. They’ve been doing a lot of hiring the past few weeks. Honestly, I turned in an application as well, but they said that I’d most likely be hired during the spring semester.

Well anyways, I ordered the usual, a chai tea latte, half foam with whipped cream. Other names for the same thing: light chai with clouds, half-chai and foam, whipped foam chai, and Hot Asian.

Well anyways, I guessed that the new waitress probably wouldn’t know all of these terms, so I just asked it plainly.

She didn’t know what it meant for something to have foam. I had to explain to her…

Becase I love coffee.
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(via bellyflop)
New Jersey: Red Bull Vodka

Becase I love coffee.

ilovecharts:

(via bellyflop)

New Jersey: Red Bull Vodka

I have done this in real life before.

If you’re Asian, this is the most fun you’ll probably have in a Starbucks or other coffee house.

Comic found at three panel soul.

According to this, I’m a serial killer.
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godthescreaming:
LOL A CLOCKWORK ORANGE ANYONE :p

According to this, I’m a serial killer.

ilovecharts:

godthescreaming:

LOL A CLOCKWORK ORANGE ANYONE :p

I have a feeling that Medusa would have a killer poker face.

Alarm Clock

This morning I discovered the limitations of my motion-sensing alarm clock.

For some reason, punching the air turns it off, but waving my arms like a spaz doesn’t.

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And there you have it! The last day of Re-Blog week has come to a close! 

koonelli:

And there you have it! The last day of Re-Blog week has come to a close!